- Untouchable (via missmacaronii)
Bud of the Day: Grand Daddy Purp. Expect a heavy indica high. Munchies, red eyes, and total sedation. A wonderful night time smoke.
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
If ur tongue can go faster than my vibrator u win.
but can your vibrator spit on you tho?
can your vibrator zangief pile drive you and put you in a headlock?
can your vibrator finish in 3 minutes and tell you to go cook some and slap your ass when you gettin off the bed and ask if you paid his phone bill?
No, I bet her vibrator don’t talk back